15 Things I Always Wanted To Say To Customers When I Worked In Retail
I need the version for internet retailers!!
1. To the person that says, “Oh! It isn’t scanning! That must mean it’s free!”
Every time someone tells that joke a cashier dies. I hope you can sleep with that on your conscience.
2. To the person that says, “It is such a beautiful day outside. Such a shame you have to be in here all day!”
Well, fortunately I have people like you to remind me how sad and vitamin D deficient my life is. Thanks for doing your part.
3. To the person that insists on taking the opportunity of a captive audience to tell me how perfect and great their child is:
You think THAT’S impressive? I saw a kid make a slip n’ slide with nothing but his own urine and a tile floor. THAT is ingenuity!
4. To the person that insists I check in the back for an item:
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